The gate opens. A man suited in lined trouser with a shining coat and a tie around his white collar gasps at the God and asks, "Yes, who are you?".
God: "I am God".
Man: "Don't freak me out. If you are here to sell something, then be quick and leave. I am already late for office".
God: "I know my child. You even find little time to meet yourself in the whole day".
Man: "Oh really! You know a lot about me. Now common, keep moving. I don't need any shit of yours". and he shuts the door with a bang.
God was not even surprised a lot when he created men than seeing the reaction of his creation.
Suddenly a rally passes by Him and he looks at that with suspicion.
He moves into the rally silently; listens to the speech made by the local politician( we call him MLA) and then after listening to a long list of provoking promises made by the MLA, he finally decides to test him.
The God appears in the car of MLA giving him some dreadfulness of being God and asks,"How are you son?"
MLA: "Who the hell are you? How did you get into my car?"
God: "Just relax. I am God. Your creator."
MLA: "Don't try to be smart. I know who my father is !!! What do you want?
Get out of my car( he shouts)".
God: "You still don't believe me!!!"
MLA: "Why should I believe you?"
God: "Should I tell you about your 1.5 crores worth property in your hometown that even your accountants don't know or three petrol pumps in nearby districts you own that have got no records in the balance sheets of tax department."
MLA: "Are you a media person? I don't want this shit to come out? How much do you want? tell me."
God: "Relax man. I am here to talk to you".
MLA: "About what?"
God: "Why don't you be truthful to yourself?"
MLA: "What the ...."
God: "Youjust made a list of promises to those innocent people out there who trust you and chose you to become their leader."
MLA: "Who the hell cares about them? I am here to live for myself. I am enjoying my life and to enjoy everything, you need money and that's what i am getting out of them. I have to win election this time at any cost. You know last time i the passed budget for the dam across the river of our district".
God: "Yes! and it got cracks within three months because half of the passed budget went into your account."
MLA: "Common!!! Who cares! People are so heedless. They will forget everything. Its only about a day or two".
God: "And what if it cost lives of anybody?"
MLA: "Let it be. It will help reduce the population. See, at least i am of some help to this nation".
God disappears from his car. A cold nerve drove through his spine. He was well shaken at mind by the MLA. To him world seemed pathetic after looking at what interpretations of service does the leader of nation are making. Its not about giving people a better life but taking their lives. People on earth don't need Devil powers. Man himself has turned against man.
He already saw two middle-aged men who were quite selfish and mean. So, now he decided to meet some youth so as to get their perception about their life. Suddenly he noticed a young 20 year old boy sitting in a cyber cafe, downloading the latest track of Justin Beiber and chatting with some friends.
God: "Hello Dude!!!".
Boy: "Hey!!!...Wait do i know you?"
God: "I am God".
Boy: (Laughingly) "and I am James Bond..lol.."(and laughs loudly).
God: "I am serious".
Boy: "and I too".
Boy: "OK if you are God, can you do anything that i ask you?"
God:" Yes, if sounds feasible enough. Ask for a wish and i will do it for you. After all, you are the one who drives this country to its golden future."
Boy: "Get me a hot and sexy girlfriend".
God: "What about your studies, job and future plans?"
Boy: "Oh common who gives a damn about all that... i got easily into a private college by donation. And i will get my degree too anyway. Life is all fun man!!! Drink, party, enjoy.....".
God: "I hope you get enough of it".
And He suddenly disappears. This was least expected by Him. After that day, He decided to never step back on Earth even if a disaster outstrips the helpless humans. Do you know why?
Because He can't see with his eyes humans turning against each other. He is not helping us because we forgot to help our buddies. He is not listening to us because we have stopped listening to ourselves; our conscience.
This life is not ours. He gifted us with this beautiful present. We owe him what he bestowed upon us by spreading love, peace and harmony and being selfless, truthful to ourselves.
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